Thursday, October 16, 2008

Melting Martian

While the Ladies' Fingers aren't quite what they seem, this next item for Blog Party isn't for the squeamish.

There are some people that want you to believe that Midori is really melon liqueur but I know the truth. Its lurid green colouring gives it away - it is really liquefied Martians!

See, you thought all those "Mars Rover" expeditions were about exploring Mars. Seriously though, Mars Rover is really a giant juice extractor. Why do you think the missions are always "failing"? They don't want you to see the truth.

Now before the authorities come knocking at my door, I better hurry up and give you the instructions to make this


1 tablespoon Liquefied Martian Midori
1 tablespoon Lemon Vodka
Martian Eyeballs or Melon Balls
Angostura Bitters

  • Pour the Midor and Vodka into a glass, stir and top up with lemonade
  • Drop in two Martian Eyeballs or if you can't find them, a couple of melon balls drizzled with a little angostura bitters for effect


  1. i take it for granted that the crispy fingers will taste to die for, i really fancy the taste of the melon, sorry, martian drink:) but above all i want to say that the photo of the smiling alien in a glass is a masterpiece of observation and execution! well done, as usual, haalo!

  2. haha! I love it! Liquefied martians are my favorite! :)

  3. Thank you Heart - I knew I couldn't hide that martian from you!

    Thanks Ginny!


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